Bafowethu, ibhomu yentela ye-"Te Kao Pu" isibuyile futhi! Izolo ebusuku (February 27, isikhathi sase-US), "Te Kao Pu" ngokuzumayo tweeted ukuthi kusukela March 4, izimpahla Chinese uzobhekana 10% eyengeziwe tariff! Njengoba kufakwe amanani angaphambilini, ezinye izinto ezithengiswa e-US zizofaka "imali yomgwaqo" engu-45% (njengamafoni namathoyizi). Okucasula nakakhulu ukuthi udlala imidlalo ne-Canada ne-Mexico: ngo-February 3, wathi, "Kulungile, ake simise kancane amanani entengo inyanga yonke!" Ngo-February 24, wakuhoxisa lokho, wathi, "Cha, kufanele sibaphoqelele ngoMashi 4!" Kwathi ngo-February 26, waphinde washintsha umqondo wakhe: "Sizowandisa ngo-April 2!" Ekugcineni, ngoFebhuwari 27, waqinisekisa, "KungoMashi 4! Sizoqhubeka!"
(I-Canada ne-Mexico: Ingabe uhlonipha?) Ngisho ne-Europe ne-Japan zibambene ngezihluthu, nentela engu-25% yensimbi ne-aluminium eqala ngo-March 12!
Ukukufingqa: Amabhizinisi omhlaba ehlangene ahlaselwa isifo senhliziyo, futhi izikhwama zemali zabasebenzi ziyathuthumela.
1. Zinzima kangakanani lezi zindleko?
1.Izimpahla ZaseShayina: Izintengo zenyuke kakhulu. Iphakethe lebhethri elibiza ama-yuan angu-10 manje selinenani lama-yuan angu-12.5 ngemva kwentela engu-25% uma lithengiswa e-US Manje, ngo-10% owengeziwe, lizobiza u-14 yuan! Abantu bangaphandle babona lokhu bese becabanga, "Kubiza kakhulu? Ngizovele ngithenge e-Vietnam esikhundleni salokho!" Kodwa ungathuki! Izinkampani ezifana neHuawei ne-Xiaomi sezilungisiwe; bazenzela ama-chips abo. Njengoba i-US ibeka amanani entengo, bathi, "Asisadlali igeyimu yakho!"
2.AbaseMelika: Bazimbela amathuna abo. Abaphathi be-Walmart bahlala ubusuku bonke beshintsha amathegi entengo: Ama-TV, izicathulo, nezintambo zedatha ezenziwe e-China zonke zizobona ukunyuka kwentengo ngemva komhla zi-4 kuNdasa! Abasebenzisi benethiwekhi baseMelika bathukuthelele uTrump, bathi, "Kwenzekani 'NgeMake America Great Again'? Isikhwama sami semali singesokuqala ukuzwa ingcosana!"
3.Izinxushunxushu Zomhlaba Wonke: Kuyisiphithiphithi yonke indawo. Abanikazi befekthri base-Mexico badidekile: "Bekungafanele yini senze imali ndawonye? Sisanda kuhambisa imigqa yethu yokukhiqiza e-Mexico, futhi manje usunyusa izintela?" Abaholi baseYurophu bashaya itafula: "Ningalokotha nikhokhise intela yensimbi ne-aluminium? Ukholelwa ukuthi singenza amanani entengo ka-Harley-Davidson aphindwe kabili?"
2. Kungani u-"Te Kao Pu" enyusa izintela ngobuhlanya?
Iqiniso 1: Ukhetho luyasondela, futhi udinga ukunqoba abavoti be-"Rust Belt". UTrump uyazi ukuthi abasebenza ngensimbi esifundeni saseGreat Lakes bangabasekeli bakhe abathembekile. Ngokubeka amanani entengo, angamemeza, "Ngikusiza ukuthi ugcine imisebenzi yakho!" (Nakuba empeleni kungenza okuncane ukusiza.)
Iqiniso 2: Ufuna ukuphoqa iChina ukuthi "ikhokhe." Ngemuva kweminyaka emihlanu yempi yezohwebo, i-US ibonile ukuthi i-China ayihlehli, ngakho wengeza enye i-10%: "Ake sibone ukuthi uphelelwe ithemba kangakanani!" (I-China iphendula ngentuthuko ekukhiqizeni ama-chip asekhaya: "Kuyini ukuxhamazela?")
Iqiniso 3: Kungase kube ukuguquguquka nje. Abezindaba bakwamanye amazwe bagxeka ukuthi ukwenza izinqumo "kaTe Kao Pu" kufana nokugingqa amadayisi; angawushintsha umqondo kathathu phakathi kukaMsombuluko noLwesihlanu.
3. Ubani oneshwa elikhulu? Abasebenzi, abanikazi bamabhizinisi amancane, nama-ejenti okuthenga!
Abasebenzi Bezohwebo Bangaphandle: Umnikazi webhizinisi elincane ekucutshungulweni okuphansi uthi, "Inzuzo yami ingu-5% kuphela, futhi manje kunentela engu-10%? Angilithathi leli oda!" Ngaleso sikhathi, umnikazi ohlakaniphile uyanquma, "Asinwebe ngokushesha sifinyelele kumakhasimende aseNingizimu-mpumalanga Asia! Futhi ngizoqala ukusakaza bukhoma ukuze ngidayise ngaphakathi!"
Ama-ejenti Okuthenga: Umenzeli othengayo uthumela ezinkundleni zokuxhumana: "Kusukela ngenyanga ezayo, izikhwama zomqeqeshi kanye nemikhiqizo ka-Estee Lauder izonyuka intengo! Thenga ngokushesha!"
Ababukele: Ngisho nabathengisi bemakethe bayaqonda: "Uma ama-soya ase-US ebhekana nezindleko ezivela e-China, ingabe amanani engulube azophinde akhuphuke?"
4. Izixwayiso Ezintathu! Qaphela Lezi Zingibe!
Indawo Yesexwayiso 1: Izintela Eziphindiselayo. I-China ingase iphendule ngezintela zikabhontshisi wesoya wase-US kanye nenyama yenkomo, ishiye abafundi bamazwe ngamazwe bekhala, "Inkululeko yokujabulela inyama yenkomo isiphelile!"
Indawo Yesixwayiso 2: Izinxushunxushu Zamanani Emhlabeni Wonke. Izimoto zaseJapan ziba eqolo ngenxa yezintengo zensimbi zase-US → I-Toyota ikhuphula amanani → Izisebenzi ezithengisa ezindaweni ezithengisayo ziyabubula, "Amabhonasi alo nyaka ayaphela."
Indawo Yesexwayiso 3: Abanikazi Bamabhizinisi Abahambayo. Umnikazi wefekthri e-Dongguan uthi, "Uma lokhu kuqhubeka, ngizohambisa ifekthri e-Cambodia!" (Abasebenzi baphendula bathi, "Ungakwenzi! Angikaqedi ukukhokha imali yendlu yami!")
5. Umhlahlandlela Wokusinda Wabantu Abavamile
Abashisekeli bokuthenga: Thatha ithuba ngaphambi kokuba amanani entengo aqale ukusebenza futhi uqoqe izinto ezibalulekile zansuku zonke!
Abasebenzi Bezohwebo Bangaphandle: Bheka ngokushesha uhlu lokukhululwa kuwebhusayithi esemthethweni yoMnyango Wezohwebo; ukonga ngisho nomkhiqizo owodwa kungenza umehluko!
Abasebenzi: Funda amakhono amasha! Uma inkampani yakho ishintshela ekuthengisweni kwasekhaya, ungagcini nje ngokuqinisa izikulufu!
Ukushaya kokugcina:
"Izenzo zikaTe Kao Pu" zakamuva zifana nokusebenzisa ukukopela emdlalweni—ukwenza amaphuzu angu-800 omonakalo esitheni kuyilapho uzilimaza ngo-1,000. Kodwa yimuphi umuntu waseShayina owesaba ubani?
UHuawei usebhekane nezigwegwe iminyaka emihlanu futhi usakhiqiza amafoni! I-Yiwu idubekile kodwa ikhethe ukudayisela iRussia!
Khumbula: Inqobo nje uma imboni iqine ngokwanele, amanani entengo amangwe angamaphepha nje!
PS: Lolu daba lugxile ekuzijabuliseni. Ngemibuzo mayelana nezinqubomgomo zentela ezifanele, sicela uxhumane nochwepheshe bethu bebhizinisi.
Isikhathi sokuthumela: Mar-06-2025
