Bazalwane, i- "te kao pu" ibhomu lentela libuye futhi! Izolo ebusuku (ngoFebhuwari 27, isikhathi sase-US), "iTe Kao Pu" ngokuzumayo yathutha ukuthi kusukela ngoMashi 4, izimpahla zaseChina zizobhekana nentengo eyengeziwe engu-10%! Ngemali ekhokhwa ngaphambili, ezinye izinto ezithengiswayo e-US zizotholwa "imali ekhokhwayo" ebiza "njengezingcingo namathoyizi). Okucasulayo kakhulu ukuthi futhi udlala imidlalo neCanada naseMexico: NgoFebhuwari 3, wathi, "Kulungile, ake simise amanani entela!" NgoFebhuwari 24, waphindisela lokho, ethi, "Cha, kufanele sibaphoqe ngoMashi 4!" Kwathi ngoFebhuwari 26, waphinda washintsha umqondo wakhe: "Sizobakhulisa ngo-Ephreli 2!" Ekugcineni, ngoFebhuwari 27, waqinisekisa, "KunguMashi 4! Siyaqhubeka!"
(Canada & Mexico: Ngabe ukhona ngisho nenhlonipho ??
Ukuyifingqa: Amabhizinisi omhlaba ahlangene nokuhlaselwa yinhliziyo, futhi ama-wallet omsebenzi athuthumela.
1. Zingakanani lezi zintela?
Izimpahla ze-1.Chinese: Amanani anegxeke. Iphakethe lebhethri elibiza i-yuan elingu-10 manje selithengiswa ngentengo ngo-12,5 yuan ngemuva kwentela engama-25% lapho ithengiswa e-US manje, nge-10 yuan! Abezinye izizwe bayakubona lokhu futhi bacabanga, "kubiza kakhulu. Ngizovele ngithenge kusuka eVietnam esikhundleni!" Kepha ungesabi! Izinkampani ezifana ne-Huawei ne-Xiaomi sezikulungele; Benza ama-chip abo. Nge-US Uthambisa Amanani entela, athi, "Asisadlali umdlalo wakho!"
I-2.AmERAS: Ukumba amathuna awo. Abaphathi beWalmart bahlala ubusuku bonke abashintsha ama-Tags entengo: ama-TV, izicathulo, nezintambo zedatha ezenziwe eChina konke kuzobona ukwenyuka kwamanani ngemuva koMashi 4! I-American Netizens inesithukuthezi nge-Trump, ithi, "Kwenzekani ukuthi 'ukwenza iMelika ikhulu futhi'? I-wallet yami ingeyokuqala ukuzwa ingcosana!"
I-3.Global Chaos: Ukungcola yonke indawo. Abanikazi befektri baseMexico badidekile: "Besingafanele yini senze imali sindawonye? Sisanda kusungula imigqa yethu yokukhiqiza eMexico, futhi manje uphakamisa izintela?" Abaholi baseYurophu bashaya itafula: "Unesibindi sokubeka amanani entengo yensimbi ne-aluminium? Uyakholelwa yini ukuthi singenza amanani entengo kaHarley-Davidvid"? "
2. Kungani "uTe Kao Pu" ekhulisa izintela ngobuhlakani?
IQINISO 1: Ukhetho lusondela, futhi udinga ukuzuza abavoti "lwebhande lokugqwala". UTrump uyazi ukuthi abasebenza engcupheni esifundeni esikhulu baseLakes bangabasekeli bakhe abathembekile. Ngokufaka imali ekhokhwayo, angamemeza, "Ngiyakusiza ukuthi ugcine imisebenzi yakho!" (Noma empeleni kungenza okuncane ukusiza.)
Iqiniso 2: Ufuna ukuphoqa iChina ukuthi "likhokhele." Ngemuva kweminyaka emihlanu yempi yezohwebo, i-US isibonile ukuthi iChina ayiyeki phansi, ngakho-ke unezela enye i-10%: "Ake sibheke ukuthi unjani!" (I-China iyaphendula nge-breakthrough ekukhiqizeni kwe-chip zasekhaya: "Yini i-rush?")
IQINISO 3: Kungase kube manje uPhafrice. Imithombo yezindaba yakwamanye amazwe iyagxeka ukuthi "ukwenziwa kwezinqumo kwezinqumo kufana nedayisi eligoqayo; Angashintsha umqondo wakhe amahlandla amathathu phakathi koMsombuluko nangoLwesihlanu.
3. Ngubani ongeyena omkhulu? Abasebenzi, abanikazi bamabhizinisi amancane, kanye nama-ejenti okuthenga!
Abasebenzi bezentengiselwano bakwamanye amazwe Ngaleso sikhathi, umnikazi onobuhlakani unquma, "masikhuphule masinyane emaklayenti aseNingizimu mpumalanga ye-Asia! Futhi ngizoqala ukusakazwa bukhoma ukuthengisa ngaphambi kwekhaya!"
Ukuthenga Ama-Agents: Ukuthengwa kwama-agent agent kumidiya yezenhlalo: "Kusukela ngenyanga ezayo, izikhwama zomqeqeshi kanye nemikhiqizo ye-estee azokwanda ngentengo!"
Ababukeli: Ngisho nabathengisi bemakethe bayaqonda: "Uma thina soya soya sibhekana namanani entela avela eChina, ingabe amanani enduna entamba akhuphuke futhi?"
4. Izici ezintathu! Qaphela lezi zingqinamba!
ISEXWAYISO SOKUQALA 1: Amanani entela abusayo. I-China ingaphendula ngamanani entela e-US Soya kanye nenkomo, ishiye abafundi bamazwe aphesheya izikhale, "Inkululeko yokujabulela i-steak ihambile!"
ISEXWAYISO 2: Izinxushunxushu zentengo yomhlaba. Izimoto zaseJapan zibiza kakhulu ngenxa yamanani ensimbi kathi → I-Toyota ikhulisa amanani
ISEXWAYISO 3: Abanikazi bamabhizinisi bayahamba. Umnikazi wefektri eDongguan uthi, "Uma lokhu kuqhubeka, ngizohambisa ifektri eya eCambodia!" (Abasebenzi baphendula, "AKUFUNI! Angikaqedi ukukhokha imali mboleko yami!")
I-5. Umhlahlandlela Wokusinda Kwabantu Abajwayelekile
Shonging Stingiests: Thatha ithuba lesikhathi ngaphambi kokuba amanani entela aqale ukusebenza futhi abhekane nokubaluleka kwansuku zonke!
Abasebenzi bezentengiselwano bakwamanye amazwe: Masinyane hlola uhlu lokuxolelwa kwi-Ministry of Commerce asemthethweni; Ukugcina ngisho nomkhiqizo owodwa kungenza umehluko!
Abasebenzi: Funda amakhono amasha! Uma inkampani yakho iguqukela ekuthengisweni kwasekhaya, ungakwazi nje ukuqinisa izikulufa!
Ukuqunjelwa kokugcina:
"Izenzo zakamuva ze-Te Kao Pu's zifana ne-Cheats kugeyimu - zilimaza amaphuzu angu-800 okulimala kwisitha ngenkathi zililimaza ngo-1 000. Kepha yimuphi umuntu waseChina owesaba noma ngubani?
IHuawei ibhekane nemicimbi yeminyaka emihlanu futhi isenza amafoni! I-YiWu ifakwe emgodini kepha iye yafikelwa ukuthengisa eRussia!
Khumbula: inqobo nje uma imboni iqinile ngokwanele, amanani entela angama-tiger nje kuphela!
I-PS: Le ndaba ngokuyinhloko yezokuzijabulisa. Ngemibuzo ephathelene nezinqubomgomo ezifanele zentela, sicela uthintane nochwepheshe bethu bebhizinisi.
Isikhathi sePosi: Mar-06-2025
