Bafowethu, ibhomu lentela ethi "Te Kao Pu" selibuyile futhi! Izolo ebusuku (ngoFebhuwari 27, ngesikhathi sase-US), u-"Te Kao Pu" wathumela umyalezo ku-Twitter ngokuzumayo ukuthi kusukela ngoMashi 4, izimpahla zaseShayina zizobhekana nentela eyengeziwe engu-10%! Njengoba kufakwe intela yangaphambilini, ezinye izinto ezithengiswa e-US zizokhokhiswa "imali yokukhokha" engu-45% (njengamafoni namathoyizi). Okumangaza nakakhulu ukuthi udlala neCanada neMexico: ngoFebhuwari 3, wathi, "Kulungile, ake simise intela inyanga yonke!" NgoFebhuwari 24, wakuguqula lokho, wathi, "Cha, kumele siwabeke ngoMashi 4!" Kwabe sekuthi ngoFebhuwari 26, washintsha umqondo wakhe futhi: "Sizowandisa ngo-Ephreli 2!" Ekugcineni, ngoFebhuwari 27, waqinisekisa, "SekunguMashi 4! Siyaqhubeka!"
(ICanada neMexico: Ingabe niyazihlonipha??) Ngisho neYurophu neJapan zibambeke empini, kanti intela engu-25% yensimbi ne-aluminium iqala ngomhlaka-12 Mashi!
Ngamafuphi: Amabhizinisi omhlaba wonke ahlaselwa yisifo senhliziyo, futhi izimali zabasebenzi ziyathuthumela.
1. Zinzima kangakanani lezi zindleko?
1. Izimpahla zaseShayina: Amanani akhuphuke kakhulu. Iphakethe lebhethri elibiza ama-yuan ayi-10 manje selibiza ama-yuan ayi-12.5 ngemuva kwentela engama-25% uma lithengiswa e-US Manje, ngo-10% owengeziwe, lizobiza ama-yuan ayi-14! Abantu bakwamanye amazwe bayakubona lokhu bese becabanga, "Kubiza kakhulu? Ngizothenga eVietnam esikhundleni salokho!" Kodwa ungesabi! Izinkampani ezifana neHuawei neXiaomi sezivele zikulungele; zikhiqiza ama-chip azo. Njengoba i-US ibeka intela, zithi, "Asisayidlali imidlalo yenu!"
2. AmaMelika: Ukumba amathuna abo. Abaphathi beWalmart bahlala bephapheme ubusuku bonke beshintsha amanani: Ama-TV, izicathulo, kanye nezintambo zedatha ezenziwe eShayina konke kuzobona ukwenyuka kwentengo ngemuva kukaMashi 4! Abathengisi be-inthanethi baseMelika bathukuthele ngoTrump, bethi, "Kwenzekeni ku-'Make America Great Again'? Isikhwama sami semali yisona sokuqala ukuzwa ubunzima!"
3. Isiphithiphithi Somhlaba Wonke: Kuyisiphithiphithi yonke indawo. Abanikazi bezimboni baseMexico badidekile: "Bekungafanele yini senze imali ndawonye? Sisanda kuthutha imigqa yethu yokukhiqiza siye eMexico, manje senikhuphula intela?" Abaholi baseYurophu bashaya itafula: "Ningalokotha nibeke intela yensimbi ne-aluminium? Niyakholelwa ukuthi singenza amanani e-Harley-Davidson aphindwe kabili?"
2. Kungani i-"Te Kao Pu" inyusa intela ngendlela exakile kangaka?
Iqiniso 1: Ukhetho lusondela, futhi udinga ukunqoba abavoti be-"Rust Belt". UTrump uyazi ukuthi abasebenzi bensimbi esifundeni saseGreat Lakes bangabalandeli bakhe abathembekile. Ngokubeka intela, angamemeza athi, "Nginisiza nigcine imisebenzi yenu!" (Nakuba kungase kwenze okuncane ukusiza.)
Iqiniso 2: Ufuna ukuphoqa iShayina ukuthi "ikhokhe." Ngemva kweminyaka emihlanu yempi yezohwebo, i-US iqaphele ukuthi iShayina ayihlehli, ngakho wengeza amanye ama-10%: "Ake sibone ukuthi uphelelwe yithemba kangakanani!" (IShayina iphendula ngentuthuko ekukhiqizweni kwama-chip asekhaya: "Kuyini ukushesha?")
Iqiniso 3: Kungase kube ukunganaki nje. Abezindaba bakwamanye amazwe bagxeka ukuthi ukwenza izinqumo "zikaTe Kao Pu" kufana nokugingqa idayisi; angashintsha umqondo wakhe kathathu phakathi koMsombuluko noLwesihlanu.
3. Ubani onenhlanhla enkulu? Izisebenzi, abanikazi bamabhizinisi amancane, kanye nama-ejenti okuthenga!
Izisebenzi Zokuhweba Zakwamanye Amazwe: Umnikazi webhizinisi elincane osebenza ekucubunguleni okuphansi uthi, "Inzuzo yami ingu-5% kuphela, manje sekukhona intela engu-10%? Angiyithathi le oda!" Okwamanje, umnikazi ohlakaniphile unquma ukuthi, "Masandise ngokushesha kumakhasimende aseNingizimu-mpumalanga ye-Asia! Futhi ngizoqala ukusakaza bukhoma ukuze ngithengise ngaphakathi!"
Ama-Purchasing Agents: I-ejenti yokuthenga ibhala ezinkundleni zokuxhumana: "Kusukela ngenyanga ezayo, izikhwama ze-Coach kanye nemikhiqizo ye-Estee Lauder izokhuphuka ngentengo! Thenga ngokushesha!"
Ababukeli: Ngisho nabathengisi bemakethe bayaqonda: "Uma ubhontshisi wase-US ubhekene nentela evela eShayina, ingabe amanani engulube azophinde akhuphuke?"
4. Izixwayiso Ezintathu! Qaphela Lezi Zingozi!
Isexwayiso 1: Izindleko Zokuziphindiselela. IShayina ingase iphendule ngezindleko zobhontshisi wase-US kanye nenyama yenkomo, okushiye abafundi bamazwe ngamazwe bekhala ngokuthi, "Inkululeko yokujabulela inyama yenkomo ayisekho!"
Isexwayiso Sendawo 2: Isiphithiphithi Sentengo Yomhlaba Wonke. Izimoto zaseJapan ziyabiza kakhulu ngenxa yamanani ensimbi ase-US → IToyota inyusa amanani → Abasebenzi bokuthengisa ezitolo baphefumula, "Amabhonasi alo nyaka ayaphela."
Isexwayiso Sendawo 3: Abanikazi Bamabhizinisi Bayahamba. Umnikazi wefektri eDongguan uthi, "Uma lokhu kuqhubeka, ngizothuthela ifektri eCambodia!" (Izisebenzi ziphendula zithi, "Musa! Angikaqedi ukukhokha imali yami yendlu!")
5. Umhlahlandlela Wokusinda Kwabantu Abavamile
Abathandi Bokuthenga: Sebenzisa isikhathi ngaphambi kokuba amanani entengo aqale ukusebenza bese uqoqa izinto ezibalulekile zansuku zonke!
Izisebenzi Zokuhweba Zakwamanye Amazwe: Hlola ngokushesha uhlu lwezinkokhelo kuwebhusayithi esemthethweni yoMnyango Wezohwebo; ukonga ngisho nomkhiqizo owodwa kungenza umehluko!
Abasebenzi: Fundani amakhono amasha! Uma inkampani yenu ishintshela ekuthengiseni kwasekhaya, ningagcini nje ngokukwazi ukuqinisa izikulufo!
Isibhaxu Sokugcina:
Izenzo zakamuva zika-"Te Kao Pu" zifana nokusebenzisa ama-cheats emdlalweni—ukufaka umonakalo wamaphuzu angu-800 esitheni ngenkathi uzilimaza ngo-1,000. Kodwa yimuphi umuntu waseShayina owesaba umuntu?
I-Huawei ibhekane nezijeziso iminyaka emihlanu futhi isakhiqiza amafoni! I-Yiwu ayivunyelwe ukuthengisa kodwa izimisele ukuthengisela iRussia!
Khumbula: Uma nje imboni inamandla ngokwanele, intela imane nje iyizingwe zephepha!
PS: Le nkinga imayelana nokuzijabulisa kakhulu. Uma unemibuzo mayelana nezinqubomgomo zentela ezifanele, sicela uxhumane nochwepheshe bethu bebhizinisi.
Isikhathi sokuthunyelwe: Mashi-06-2025
